Hahaha, there're are some Crackers there, even if they could be made up!
"Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. We've been together for three months.
Two years before we began dating I received a confirmed successful vasectomy that she doesn't know about yet."
:-)
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Darklord, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:50,
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I'm sure some are made up
But this made me crack up!
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:10,
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:D
Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?"
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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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Fantastic!
"Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me."
Got to be made up!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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