Fuck My Life!
Enjoy schadenfreude? Just wanna laugh at the hapless? Feeling like a numpty yourself? Then this is the place for you...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:44,
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Hahaha, there're are some Crackers there, even if they could be made up!
"Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. We've been together for three months.
Two years before we began dating I received a confirmed successful vasectomy that she doesn't know about yet."
:-)
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Darklord, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 13:50,
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I'm sure some are made up
But this made me crack up!
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:10,
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:D
Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, "Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?"
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Monty Propps, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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Fantastic!
"Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me."
Got to be made up!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:16,
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I do this at least once a week
I work in an open plan office.
www.fmylife.com/work/5873
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 14:14,
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Haha - some of these are great :)
Its a bit like that Grouphug website though.
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Excellent find.
I mailed it on to some mailgroups I'm in and all sorts of stories are coming out...
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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit.
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