We can haz cheeze tiem?
seeing as it's Friday and that....
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:13,
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:20,
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I spent from 9-6 at work yesterday listening to disco on me earphones
purely to figure out what a 2 month brainworm I had was.
(turned out to be Jungle Fever by Chakachas)
Now that's dedication.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:25,
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hee hee :-)
I also just started buying Take a Break but we will skip over that.
It's good though - where else do you get stories like
"My husband chopped his bits off with my nail scissors"
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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I've got a copy of Chat on my desk
headlines: "I forgot I was gang raped", "Why dustman Den binned his bits" and "his sex slave, his punchbag, his property, now my kelly's DEAD"
This is a magazine for old ladies!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:34,
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but it's awesome!
I'd much rather that than 'Posh Spice in tears over her own vapidity'
give me brother has child with his own sister in a skip any day :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:36,
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sounds like my local paper.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39,
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I don't get how they go from that to
stories about how an old fella's hearing came back after a ski trip, and pictures of grand children.
Oh christ; in next weeks issue "born without a bottom and the docs didn't even notice"
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:41,
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True.
You can't help looking at the covers at the checkout.
"My Daughter Had Her Uterus Damaged By Her Downs Son's Earlobe"
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Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:35,
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they almost top the Channel Five
documentary titles :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37,
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I liked the Mitchell and Webb ones
"The boy with an arse for a face"
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:49,
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A lass at work used to read those
one headline ran: "Dad raped my sister and the result was me!"
I said "I bet they're Welsh".
Cue much chortling, as she read the item and found that they were indeed fine natives of Cymru.
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you'll like this then......
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7656852.stm
Best. story. ever
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39,
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She tried to claim insantiy then she tried for manslaughter
but she's in for full on moider. Terrible.
When I was living in Cardiff someone got stabbed to death in the queue at my local Poundstretcher - was mental!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4362592.stm
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:50,
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