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This is a normal post hee hee :-)
I also just started buying Take a Break but we will skip over that.

It's good though - where else do you get stories like

"My husband chopped his bits off with my nail scissors"
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a copy of Chat on my desk
headlines: "I forgot I was gang raped", "Why dustman Den binned his bits" and "his sex slave, his punchbag, his property, now my kelly's DEAD"

This is a magazine for old ladies!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's awesome!
I'd much rather that than 'Posh Spice in tears over her own vapidity'

give me brother has child with his own sister in a skip any day :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like my local paper.

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get how they go from that to
stories about how an old fella's hearing came back after a ski trip, and pictures of grand children.

Oh christ; in next weeks issue "born without a bottom and the docs didn't even notice"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
You can't help looking at the covers at the checkout.

"My Daughter Had Her Uterus Damaged By Her Downs Son's Earlobe"
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post they almost top the Channel Five
documentary titles :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Mitchell and Webb ones
"The boy with an arse for a face"
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A lass at work used to read those
one headline ran: "Dad raped my sister and the result was me!"

I said "I bet they're Welsh".

Cue much chortling, as she read the item and found that they were indeed fine natives of Cymru.
 (simon shitting mason, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post you'll like this then......
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7656852.stm

Best. story. ever
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this :D
Was there any follow up?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She tried to claim insantiy then she tried for manslaughter
but she's in for full on moider. Terrible.

When I was living in Cardiff someone got stabbed to death in the queue at my local Poundstretcher - was mental!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4362592.stm
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)