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This is a link post Back of the Landing Net, episode 5
just dull fishing, some ok comedy moments
(backofthelandingnet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this speecdore fishing?

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What is to stop you taking 30 fishing rods and setting them all up at once?
I miss DJ Hetz Hudson
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post You're showing all the classic signs of Hetz syndrome
www.b3ta.com/links/289268 "not just a dull fishing show"
www.b3ta.com/links/289865 "dull fishing"

Nothing wrong with posting stuff you've made, that's what this is here for but hang around and talk about it a bit. Welcome to B3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That could well be that
when he referred to it as anything other than dull a few people might have taken the piss... apparently... I might have been one of them :?

But it was in jest of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post What is 'Hetz Syndrome'?
Also, this is rather funny
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/bidetjackson.html
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently ....
A very rare syndrome characterized mainly by short stature, fused finger bones and extra testes.

Edit ... linkage so you know I'm not making it up - the website maybe though:

www.wrongdiagnosis.com/t/theodor_hertz_goodman_syndrome/intro.htm

Edit2 - even though I googled Hetz, it returned Hertz - boy is MY face red :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Hertz not Hetz.
I think I may have misread the above, thinking it was a reference to a real syndrome.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, oops, I really do have to be careful what I say.
This happened last week www.b3ta.com/links/MIT_Technology_Turns_Humans_into_Carebears

I had to dig for a few links so i didn't reply right away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop masturbating so hard then
breeeeeathe!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering what Bush got up to in 2003, that was the only thing to stop him winning a B3ta award.
www.b3ta.com/features/awards2003/

Sadly www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock is gone now, but that had tons of b3ta history, including a guide to Hetz Syndrome.

Phew, thank you internet archive web.archive.org/web/20041215125318/www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/ someone needs to mirror this site now I think.

web.archive.org/web/20041215125318/http://www.milkthebridge.co.uk/glasscock/hetz.asp for Hetz's page on there.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhhhhhh, it all makes sense now.
Danke.

And just bidet.
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks too.
Once I saw the 2 pics of him dangling the baby could be animated I was compelled to make it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh what a wonderful story
From the abrasive, contentious beginnings, he grew into b3ta folklore itself and warmed the hearts with his simple philosophy of SPEEDCORE.

Then, just when he's accepted he leaves, but leaves a changed man. A B3tan.

Only to make a comeback with photoshopped kittens! What a heartwarming tale.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
hey, only 3 rods allowed per person.
 (backofthelandingnet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post SPEEEEEEDCOOOOOREEEE!!!
It's the fast way of life you know...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post are there any
penetrative sex scenes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post rated M for Mackerel

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh
yeah baby

Edit: Something dodgy is definitely going on at 1:50, listen to that heavy breathing. "Hang on mate, hold it up... uuuuhhhhgg squelch squelch" I'll let you draw your own conclusion from that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, Reply)