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This is a link post Who is Tim Mungovan?
:)
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the inbred ones!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww, poor things, where can we send them money?
Mr Chawner said: "‘We love TV. It’s on from the moment we get up. Often I’m so tired from watching TV I have to have a nap.’"
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I do that, but I turn the fucking thing off
And go out and get some exercise, after patronising B3ta, of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like the Daily Mail is satirising itself.
I wonder if there's a box on the forms at the job centre saying 'Too Fat'? Or could it be all made up bullshit by a the smug wankers at the daily mail intent on throwing their readership a bone of self-rightous fury to gnash their teeth over?
 (Necroflange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm
"Asked why they don’t simply go on a diet, the jobless Chawner family insist: ‘We don’t have the time."

 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post without wishing to turn into a Daily Heil type
"They haven’t worked in 11 years, claiming their weight is due to a hereditary condition.
Instead, the family spend their days in front of a television borrowed from a friend. "

does this suggest Mr and Mrs Tellytubby are related? Or is this just an unfortunate genetic coincidence?


I hate myself for even taking an interest in this article.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate myself for it as well.

The one with the black waistcoat/body warmer looks like they've eaten a small baby, followed by several others, getting exponentially larger each time.

People like this should be shot...
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to stand back a bit if you did
Getting that fat off your rifle would be a pain.

[exorcises spirit of Daily Fascist]
 (I helped save b3ta! Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ZERO PEARS
ZERO PEARS!!! ZERO PEARS!!!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrrghhh
"We haven't got time to lose weight"

Because you're too busy eating!

ARRRRRRRRGHHHH!
 (I helped save b3ta! scoshi pretending to diet since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post How much?
'Yet of their £22,508 a year in tax-free benefits - equivalent to a £30,000 salary - Mr Chawner said: ‘What we get barely covers the bills and puts food on the table. It’s not our fault we can’t work. We deserve more.’

I get £20,000 as a teacher.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure heart disease will take its toll soon
but not soon enough, more's the pity.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Obesity would be a much better disease if it killed people before they spawned the next generation.
 (scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)