bob!
NSFW
okay i know it says no porn - but this isnt really porn - just a very large man getting his first experience of the fairer sex :)
just dont watch it in front of your boss.
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:19,
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:'(
why did i just download that?
*sobs*
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:30,
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For the same reason I have bookmarked the link
To vigorously masturbate using salad cream as a lubricant. Mmmmmm salady!
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:33,
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that's this evening sorted then eh?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 16:03,
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I think I've seen this before
if it's the thing I'm thinking of, it just made me sad.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:32,
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I caught sight of myself in the mirror mid-roger the other evening
and the sight was so off-putting that my old chap instantly drooped.
God knows how the Mrs manages to find any excitement in the whole affair.
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Probably the same as my lovely lady
They think of Brad Pitt.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:38,
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Or his daughter
Shiloh.
;-)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:40,
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Our mirrors aren't big enough for mine unless I stand
At an 3/4 angle or less.
And the cats run in fear when I get up in the morning.
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Monty Propps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:47,
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