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This is a link post i hate it when that happens
fish in penis
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the old
"It just slipped from my hand whilst I happend to have my penis out" line, we've all used that in A&E.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's always been the other way around with me
"I was just cleaning the fish tank when the fish slipped and I accidentally got my penis stuck in it."
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:55, Reply)
This is a normal post they never seem to believe
"It must have escaped from the tank and I had just gotten out of the shower then sat on the couch where it was hiding, next thing I know it's worked its way all the way up my arse."
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:04, Reply)
This is a normal post But but,
the fish got stuck in him, not the other way round. How does a 2cm long fish get up your jap's eye? Also I love the last line: "He was later admitted into counseling to help him overcome any trauma." I hope that refers to the fish.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Isnt there a fish that swims up your urethra when you pee in the water?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes the Candiru
I think that's what it's called. Lives in the Amazon. I remember that explorer bloke Redmond O'Hanlon talking about this on the Wogan talk show and Wogan desperately trying to shut him up. You have to pee through a tea-strainer to stop it entering your body and sticking its spines out.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post From 'In Trouble Again"
In the Amazon, on the other hand, should you have too much to drink, say, and inadvertently urinate as you swim, any homeless candiru, attracted by the smell, will take you for a big fish and swim excitedly up your stream of uric acid, enter your urethra like a worm into its burrow and, raising its gill-covers, stick out a set of retrorse spines. Nothing can be done. The pain, apparently, is spectacular. You must get to a hospital before your bladder bursts; you must ask a surgeon to cut off your penis.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm

Only 1 documented case. I smell an urban legend....

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh come on
it's too good a story!
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It's A Lovely Story

And one I'll take delight in telling. I just don't think it's true that's all.

cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
 (Peter_G, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 8:54, Reply)