ah the old
"It just slipped from my hand whilst I happend to have my penis out" line, we've all used that in A&E.
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 2:53,
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but it's always been the other way around with me
"I was just cleaning the fish tank when the fish slipped and I accidentally got my penis stuck in it."
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they never seem to believe
"It must have escaped from the tank and I had just gotten out of the shower then sat on the couch where it was hiding, next thing I know it's worked its way all the way up my arse."
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 22 Jun 2010, 3:04,
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