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I lasted up to 01:18 when my eye-balls started to roll around of their own accord and I began smearing my monitor with bogies.
Wouldn't it be great for someone to quote old Douglas Adams (gawd rest 'im) when he said something along the lines of "proof of God's existence would mean the redundancy of faith (when faced with the existance of the Babel Fish), without which God wouldn't exist". God pondered this for a nano-second before disappearing in a puff of logic.
I hate these self-satisfied pharasaical toss-pots. Can't you be sent to hell for being a smug show-off? Probably.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure you can be sent to hell for being an Atheist!!
*converts*

Nice Adams quote btw :-)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post When I went to listen to this Deen fella...
... the first question from the audience was about whether non-Muslims would automatically go to Hell.

He said no: only those who were aware of Islam and didn't accept it would go there. Those who had been born before Islam, or who had never been exposed to it, would be treated mercifully (!).

The questioner was genuinely disappointed by this fact. It was a really strange experience.

(It was also strange that, at a public lecture on University grounds, they still insisted on segregating the men and women...)
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to the Science museum last year with a friend.
In a corner, on its own was a Euthanasia machine. I got a stunned luck from her when I said 'ah, every home should have one'. I prolly shouldnt have said it so load. Museums are quiet places.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)
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At school, I remember being told by our teachers to find out more about Youth In Asia. Never having heard the word 'euthanasia' before, I handed in a good piece about kids in India and was rewarded with a "you-smug-little-shit" look from my teacher. I was honestly dumbfounded.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its like when a teacher told me I had to use the word urinate for politeness,
so the next day I said 'urinate miss, but if your tits were bigger you'd be a 10'.*

may be a lie.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I searched for the words 'youth in Asia'
and am amused to see your good self with this from a few years back.
(, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm fairly shure Jesus berates the pharasees for showing off their
knowledge without any actions. they talk the talk but don't wlk the walk. like most religious hypocrites.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)
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Yes, i used the word 'pharasaical' in the "holier-than-thou" context of the word. Sorry for any confusion.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)