Theres a wonderfully surreal bit in the Oxford Union rules
about bringing dogs into the Union.
It goes something like (cant be bothered to find it):
"Dogs are not permitted on union grounds under any circumstances. Any animal providing assistance to the disabled shall be deemed a badger, any animal on the grounds with the express permission of the President shall be deemed a ferret, any animal on the grounds on police business shall be deemed a wombat"
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 15 Feb 2011, 17:55,
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