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'A person is guilty of an offence if, except as permitted by or under this Act, he sells a live badger or offers one for sale or has a live badger in his possession or under his control.'
Maybe I read too much legislation but this gave me a little chuckle, images of dingy pubs in east London trying to purchase wildlife off a bloke named Barry 'The Badger'
( , Tue 15 Feb 2011, 15:25, Share, Reply)
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when I was younger I always wanted a pet fruit bat but they'd die of lonliness apparently, I'll just have to build my own batcave
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Loneliness eh? I guess I'll just have to take it everywhere I go...oh well!
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Mrs Littleesirjohn worked in an office where someone reared an orphaned one
(all legit, ask me no questions, I tell you no lies)
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this puts my new idea of badger chariot races out of the window
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If they do it of their own free will and adequate safety measures are in place, but this is expensive and time consuming.
Racing rats/mices etc would be far more profitable due to such activities being wholly unregulated.
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to test our software... Don't ask!
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about bringing dogs into the Union.
It goes something like (cant be bothered to find it):
"Dogs are not permitted on union grounds under any circumstances. Any animal providing assistance to the disabled shall be deemed a badger, any animal on the grounds with the express permission of the President shall be deemed a ferret, any animal on the grounds on police business shall be deemed a wombat"
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