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This is a normal post I think you should go in a boiler suit and a hockey mask
whilst carrying the 14" carving knife you got them as a wedding gift.
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:21, , Reply)
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So u ever wearing that kind of clothes for a wedding?
 (faceface2012, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they pay you for spamming this stuff?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 16 Feb 2011, 2:45, , Reply)
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I concur:

However, I do actually recommend wearing JUST the blazer whilst masturbating furiously throughout the ceremony. As an extra touch, scream the words 'DEEP ANAL' over and over and over.

Then, a good touch would be to flick your semen at the bride whilst spraying yourself liberally with lighter fluid.

Scream 'THIS IS FOR THE OPPRESSED OF YEMEN' and run out of the church on fire.

Oh, and if you can somehow manage a final wank whilst burning to death in the street, give it a go. It's a lovely touch.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 16 Feb 2011, 3:51, , Reply)