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This is a link post I got some thinkly veiled smut into our local paper I made this!
with my home made royal wedding tee shirt. Here's the newspaper cutting.

It cunningly hides the actual display behind my bulky form. Note also the expert camera work in capturing all of my chins.

Interestingly the quotes there from my wife are entirely made up. She never said any of those things.
What we actually said was we felt vindicated by our victory. He also asked which bit we found most exciting and we said when they left the church because that's when we thought the terrorist snipers would get them.

Anyway, as the paper doesn't show our EXCELLENT and CLASSY revolving window display, I will:
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good Sir, very good indeed.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I AGREE.
BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.
 (I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.
 (I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post DEAR GOD, THIS IS AMAZING.
BALDMONKEY FOR MOD.
 (I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You're pretty fat, Paul and you seem weird.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Unnecessary comma.
If you are going to be insulting, check your punctuation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Warnt no insult, just a public declaration-
You're pretty, Fat Paul and you seem weird.
Problems of syntactic punctuation plague anglophonz!
 (hilarleo, Fri 6 May 2011, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi less nasty sig comments about felines, kthxbai

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 6 May 2011, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Eddie from Bottom!
AICMFP!

He sure is!
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It has been said before, yes.
That or Alan Carr. especialy if I grin.
 (I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
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 (herman:D, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post what's really alarming to me
Is that apart from my goatee, you and I look startlingly alike.
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as goatse...
*shudders*
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I am not at liberty to comment on this
But my anus is shaped like the isle of wight
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
well congrats to you and WIFE
 (Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post your other half is called WIFE Miller?
cool. so you can legitimately say "oy, wife, get me a beer!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the smug expression you have here

(User #86772, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you Harold from Neighbours?

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post With all those union jacks
You look like a mod
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a troll
is so much better than believing the royalist hype!
At least I hope you were trolling!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 1 May 2011, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't you now complain to the PCC about the made up quotes?
Maybe the paper will agree to print the real quotes and an apology.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 8 May 2011, 0:19, Reply)