
Tesco value wood sealant.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I can't think of anything more vile than this. >.<
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I think you've been looking at pictures in Hardoff's browser history.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

on fizzy bacon felching!?
Gong once, going twice, going...
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Soggy Bacon Tabs.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

The combination of those three things is irresistible.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

would it back-fill the bladder ?? Or is that going to far :)
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

That is the most disgusting thing I've been forced to think about.
(Proper officelols too)
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

they squirt a starch mix or egg white into their bladder and pee for the money shot!
I cannot imagine it does you any good at all, bladder infections ahoy, shirley!?
Also, I have 'forced' you to think about that now, muhahahaha!
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I had wondered how some of the clearly-steroid-abusing pornstars with virtually no testicles are able to produce such vast quantities of semen.
Though saying that, most seminal fluid is produced in t....
OHGODSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP.
Sorry.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)

You seem like a smashing chap n'all...but I'm practically a married man!
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

It's the kind of crap I would think up when stoned, but they've actually made it all.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

They suggest you might like to slip one in a friends drink whilst they are not looking.
Bacon tea already my life.
( , Thu 2 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)