When (former poet laureate) John Betjeman..
was interviewed towards the end of his life, he was asked if he had any regrets.
He replied "I wish I'd had more sex."
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
was interviewed towards the end of his life, he was asked if he had any regrets.
He replied "I wish I'd had more sex."
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
i think it was voltaire
that said when asked to renounce satan
"i dont think nows the time to be making new enemies"
if anyone pulls out a snopes link to piss all over that...i will stab you with a pair of cheap sunglasses.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
that said when asked to renounce satan
"i dont think nows the time to be making new enemies"
if anyone pulls out a snopes link to piss all over that...i will stab you with a pair of cheap sunglasses.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
takes of cheap sunglasses
breaks cheap sunglasses
edit: fuck you!:)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
breaks cheap sunglasses
edit: fuck you!:)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
snopes
pissing on fun from a great height since... FOR FUCKING EVER
edit: for fucks sake...fuck you too! :)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
pissing on fun from a great height since... FOR FUCKING EVER
edit: for fucks sake...fuck you too! :)
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Grow up you two!
According to the wiki page the last words are "For God's sake, let me die in peace."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltaire#Death_and_burial.
Sorry to piss on your chips mate.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
According to the wiki page the last words are "For God's sake, let me die in peace."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voltaire#Death_and_burial.
Sorry to piss on your chips mate.
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
From John Mortimer...
"I saw my father dying in the bedroom upstairs. He wanted to have a bath, and I said he couldn’t get up and have a bath. I said, ‘Don’t get angry.’ And he said, ‘I’m always angry when I’m dying.’"
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
"I saw my father dying in the bedroom upstairs. He wanted to have a bath, and I said he couldn’t get up and have a bath. I said, ‘Don’t get angry.’ And he said, ‘I’m always angry when I’m dying.’"
( , Tue 7 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)