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This is a normal post He he
I enjoyed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post god
that's the bland type of reply I just fucking hate whenever i post something. I'd rather someone just clicked if they liked it rather than leave a nothingy statement like that.

So here's a short story to make up for it:
Recently a little girl who lived inside a giant red bubble discovered that she was not, as previously thought, alone and naked inside the bubble. There was in fact a large spike that had remained hidden from her view. This was because inside the red bubble the little girl had become colour blind and the colour of the spike was such that it was effectively invisible to her. However one day someone shone a light into the bubble and she was able to see the spike, grab it and burst the bubble setting her free.

Good move, you might think! Not so, it turns out the girl was imprisioned for a reason, she was infected with a deadly bacteria. Unknown to her she lived inside the bloodstream of the kindest giant in the history of the world and when she escaped she infected him with a deadly disease. As the giant lay on his death bed fading from consciousness, the little girl rode out of his nose triumphantly on a wave of infected blood, ignorant in her victory.

Nobody noticed the cries of the tiny little girl as they mourned the death of the giant. They just wiped away the blood and sang songs until he closed his eyes for the last time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post he he
i enjoyed that.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't think you've drunk enough
I'm sure there's a bottle around you could try.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bottlewise its been:
Old Pultney
Glenkinchie
Glenlivet French Oak Reserve

So far.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post London Porter
Hardcore IPA and Innis & Gunn so far over here. There's a Barnstormer lined up next...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Must say, that is a proper reply. No entirely on topic, but that doesn't really matter. In my humble opinion your reply is far, far better than the video. Could you please hook up with some animators to make your story into a video? And perhaps have Michael Cain tell it?

I am not a female, but I would snog you if you did it. Perhaps even draw a picture of an octopus.

Cheers
 (Fistshaker, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 23:39, , Reply)