Have you ever noticed kids in children's books are always orphans. You can almost hear the squeal of brakes as the cover opens:
" ... and so little Timmy's parents perished in a maelstrom of twisted metal, blood and splintered bone, leaving Timmy morally and sentimentally unencumbered and and ready for his Adventures"
Come to think of it - maybe THAT explains the rioting!
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Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:59,
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