We're not all gay.
Just those of us that sleep with ladies are jealous of how easy it is for gays to get bum sex.
I've been trying to perfect the "oops wrong hole! Since i'm there lets just experiment eh?" maneuver for years...
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:40,
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Have you considered the merits of dogging?
(I hear some of the ladies involved are very accommodating).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:56,
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I'm more of a cat person myself.
Never understood why guys take their ladies dogging.
It's like taking your car to a sainsburys car park at night for fun and doughnuts and letting other guys drive...
*shakes head*
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:02,
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How about swinging?
*writes something about pampas grass*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:49,
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This is all getting needlessly complicated. Plus the missus might object...
So it's not just me that's heard about pampas grass then?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 13:55,
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*googles pampas grass*
Really? Ahahaha!
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 14:11,
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This is no lie:
I (and my housemates) had no idea what pampas grass means and had a big bush of the stuff growing outside our rented house. It was there when we moved in and we were the first student tenants to occupy the place after it had been sold on by the previous occupants.
On no fewer than six occasions I answered the doorbell to find either a middle aged man or a middle aged couple standing outside carrying booze. One pair even had a massive suitcase with them. They all seemed very disappointed to discover that the occupants were students who weren't having a 'party' at that time (3rd year & MA = busy, busy, busy). We were all at a loss as to how to explain this phenomenon.
Moral of the story: remove the pampas grass when you move into a new place.
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Ah ha ha! Quality!
As far as I'm aware there isn't a gay equivalent.
("Pansies" Quiet you).
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:01,
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May I suggest the Aristolochia gigantea?
AKA the "Brazilian Dutchman's Pipe"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristolochia_gigantea
Aside from the amusing name it also looks like a well caned scrotum.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:19,
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AH HA HAHAHAHA! I have never seen an old man's scrotum, so I can't comment.
....apart from my own, of course.
shit
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:25,
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I have
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:57,
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