“Men love my buttery lumps and bumps. And I enjoy being worshipped like some sort of massive goddess"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
Sorry, but that's just such wonderful prose.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:24,
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Haiku
Men enjoy my lumps
My Buttery lumps and bumps
Worship your goddess
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Peej, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:43,
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Or (to use the shorter form)
In park am walking
a turd upon my footwear
so disappointing
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pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 15:54,
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