I like that second one
*writes it down*
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LP, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:05,
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Given that marriage obliterates your sex life,
you'd think the Catholics would be all for it.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:08,
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I don't need marriage to ruin my sex life
I've got a pair of fishing waders and a maggie thatcher mask in the cupboard waiting to do that for me
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LP, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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Damn you for stealing my joke!
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:31,
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I got it from Mark Thomas
can't remember if he was quoting someone else.
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magnum, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:19,
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google suggests Kinky Friedman
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magnum, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:21,
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