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naughty old benton....

(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Oh jesus CHRIST!

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..wil, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

So, which one is Dan Cow?

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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

He's the spamming one.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Spamming one? That's not good enough

(DanCow, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:13, Reply)

So come on - which one are you in the video below?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

troll tits
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Spaaa^aaaaaaaaaaaa_aaaaaaaaaam
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

twat.
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

*runs off, crying*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

see ya twat
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

oh. twat's back
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Anyway, are you both sat next to each other in bed, on your own laptops?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

funny old twat! make gay joke at you now! twat attack!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

That wasn't a gay joke, it was a reference to you both being on here at the same time.

Morecambe and Wise were often filmed in the same bed, but if you don't want anyone pointing out similarities between yourselves and comedians, that's fine.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

twat make gay slur and now do awkward back track? twat still on top!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Gay slur? haha.

Are you touchy about that subject?
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:39, Reply)

hahaha. twat like laugh. twat try clever move now to wind up internet man. internet man maybe react now? maybe want to prove he not gay for twat? twat wins again!!! twat clever!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Apparently I've upset you. Not sure why, but there you go.

I just asked you which one was DanCow in the video below, and you go all aggressive on me. And you didn't answer the question. *shrugs*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

twat try and act all innocent now. twat think it make him look like good guy and not boring troll man. twat win this one? twat still on top? YEAHH!! TWAT STILL WIN! TWAT HAPPY NOW! TWAT NOT SAD FOR NOW. TWAT TELL FRIENDS THIS? YEAHH!! TWAT WIN ON INTERNET TODAY FRIENDS! TWAT WIN ON INTERNET WITH INTERNET MAN!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:51, Reply)

If there's an international shortage of the word 'twat', I think I've found why.

You could try being original, at least? Mind you, judging by your 'comedy' I'd say it's not your only issue.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:53, Reply)

twat try 'clever' technique. twat get personal! yay! twat got all day. twat can handle this!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been called 'twat' 30 times by the same person. It must be a new personal best.

Anyway, got to go for lunch - much love *ruffles hair*
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

twat!
bye bye twat twat. twat eat twat sandwich with pickled twat and extra twat twat twat? twat!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Your intellect is truly staggering.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)

twat not quite go for lunch yet. twat need to take one last look on internet and see if....TWAT! twat need to win. twat act cool, yeah!! twat not care. twat not bothered by silly word twat! twat above it all. pppfff. good old twat!
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)

yawn, fucking hell
you are a prick!
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McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

So,
Which one is Dan Cow?
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I still have no idea.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Oh how clever, using a pun on the popular precooked meat product Spam
(DanCow, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Tried and tested doesn't mean old - it means it works.
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

twat like pun. why pick on twat? twat clever
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:33, Reply)

LEAVE DANCOW ALOOOONE!

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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

pfft! haha!
(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

pffftttwatt
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

HAHA

(DanCow, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Erm....
It appears to be a cock of glass
(northerncock, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

really? sorry pal pal. didn't get a warning
(mikederob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Computer say "No"

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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

But is it Benton or Benson?
Or even Fenton?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

This is destined to become a meme
And I think it's Benson. But the meme is becoming Fenton. It angers me.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

My youtube sources tell me the lulzy name is "Bacon"
But yeah, the most common is Fenton... and like you, I vote Benson!
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Bacon? Bullshit.
I vote Benson. Could this be the first ever B3ta anti-bacon protest?
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

First time I heard it
I unquestioningly accepted that it was Benson. On second listen, though, I do think it's Fenton.

More news as we get it, folks...
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Benton.

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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)