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This is a link post *Brand NEW* Tap light NSFW
from the 90's
(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one of these
the missus bought it

what does that make me?
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ a bedroom toucher?/\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh
'Turn it on while you are taking a shit'
 (Sherbs, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did she get up in the night just to wash her hands?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe
Doing something secret under the sheets late at night.
 (Sherbs, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
itchy ricker
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I find these spoof versions to be a similar level of annoying as hipsters.
I'd rather just see the original and laugh naturally at how shit the products are.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:06, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet you own iPhone
you do... don't you? Admit it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
i have a mattel my first phone
does that make less of a wanker?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the only thing that would make you less of a wanker
would be gaffataping your hands inside a pair of boxing gloves and supergluing your shorts on
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ohhh you sexy bugger you know how to talk to me dont you! dont you you do oh yes you do you do you do you do

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually I do!
my mate sold me his old one for £40 after my shitty cheap-as-chips non-smartphone sony ericsson gave up the ghost!

I bet you own an Android phone
you do... don't you? Admit it!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 9 Jul 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually
Yes

*gets coat*
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