Maybe we shoudl set up a company to do just this?
Quantum Energy Fleeces Ltd. Keeping hippies warm using bio-energy!
Then just send 'em an empty box.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
I'm hoping to emmigrate to the States by the end of the year,
and feel I'll be much better placed to do this sort of thing.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:36,
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I should probably pimp my mate's product at this point
ferfuxache.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/dr-gordie-faex-introduces-fecalift-only.html
edit: may contain traces of satire.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
But,
it's been proven that adding fibre to water and rubbing it on your face makes your skin look younger. Right up to the point where you wash it off. Once again, hats off to those guys. They've got more than the incredulous hippy moron market, they're taking billions from women all over the planet. If I see my missus pick up anything other than the cheapest, sold in litres moisturiser- she insists on slavering that shit all over herself on a daily basis- the rant she gets about the science behind it, makes sure she doesn't do it again.
I want to qualify here, she buys cheap moisturiser because she's not a complete div, and she doesn't listen to what I say, she just wants me to stop talking.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12,
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Family friend who is a dermatologist had to spent two years having to argue that point with one of his teenage daughters...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
You sound like a cross between Ben Goldacre & Alf Garnett.
(I approve)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45,
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a fleece does keep you warm using bio-energy though
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:44,
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