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This is a link post more news about our special 'limpits 2012 london summer games etc etc etc sue me i dont give a fuck i have nothing NOTHING
air space closure and lethal force etc
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post 1) They've always had the legal force option for defence (it's part of the armed forces) so this is not news
2) Your subject line gave me an aneurysm.
3) It's my birthday today.

Edit: I mean lethal not legal. Kind of still makes sense though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post happy birthday to fishcat etc etc
yes it was assumed but most people have no idea that this is going to happen , it was kept out of the main stream media to make the 2012 advertising 'limpits look more friendly.
oh and so as to not drive away peoples with money/debit/credit cards who want to think that they have enjoyed watching some adverts interrupted by brief out breaks of on field sport.
llok out for my little street stand selling tinfoil beenies
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you overestimate the impact of your subject lines
Sure, they're awful, but they're also limited to /links visitors.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
1) merry birthday to you
2) merry birthday to you
3) merry birthday dear fishcat
4) merry birthday to you
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I'm spending my birthday alone, in an office, in a cruddy town on the edge of a refugee camp in northern Lebanon.

I have cake though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't this assumed when they put surface to air missiles on top of london tower blocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish my house had surface to air missiles on top.
It would be cool.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet all the electronic guidance systems etc will play havoc with your TV reception though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post And his neighbour's wi-fi

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I did actually tell her the other week about upgrading her internet service because it's the law now.
Stupid bitch actually believed me and has been asking which speed she must get because she 'doesnt want to go to jail' hahahaha.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post +HAHAHA
Edit: the cat added the plus sign. I haven't gone all Newspeak
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you had your medication today, Fluffster?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post "... if the Olympics are threatened..."
By, say, the Russians winning the Gymnastics?

"SLOW DOWN OR WE OPEN FIRE!"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post "The prohibited zone will be about 30 miles wide and does not affect commercial aircraft"
So stay out you pesky birds - don't even THINK about trying to shit on someone.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 17:50, Reply)