Genesis.
Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:01,
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that whole story line
is a bit lolShakespeare.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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I was thinking maybe an early E.L. James.
Fuck! now there is an idea!!!!
Edit: Dammit, eroticbiblefanfics.blogspot.co.uk/
maybe we could do a quran one instead
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:06,
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plenty of material here
wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Wives_and_Concubines_of_Muhammad
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:12,
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Sorted, just have to autoreplace the word qu'ran for the word cock and concubines for fat s ho's
then to find me a publishing house.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:42,
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