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This is a link post Saying 'Merry Christmas' is worse than killing someone, according to this gentleman.
My neighbour said it to me today, I will call the police now.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bomb the mosque!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post punch yourself in the face

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post And how about you fuck off back to /talk?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post got out of the wrong side of bed this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Relax, "punch yourself in the face" is a Four Lions reference
blame Chris Morris.
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Radicalize the moderates!

(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post He is a cunt.
And he needs a fucking shave, he looks like a twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
if you lack a moustache,
but do have a beard,
then may i inform you,
you're decidedly weird
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever
I'm keeping it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Makes one look like an oddball'ish gnome
 (Sherbs, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Mujahidin, brother

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post well he's got a point.
I fucking hate Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought you loved the little baby jesus all wrapped up swaddling clothes?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post he did his best work as an adult, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What did he do before he became famous?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post helped his dad in the workship maybe, I dunno.
There's some weird ass shit in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, but nobody takes that very seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I have my doubts about Thomas.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Doubting Thomas!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post the best bits of the bible
are the bits no one takes very seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the bits I like the most
are the bits that atheists cite as the worst bits.

Like the bit where Elisha is getting mocked by a bunch of kids, and he curses them in the name of the Lord, and they get eaten by bears. I love that bit. Totally wish I could do that sometimes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post And the bit when mohammed pops some wheelies on his BMX, that was so cool.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post atheists who cite "the worst bits" of the bible really wind me up
Very rarely have they read the whole book (mind you, same goes for a lot of people who call themselves christians) There's some *great* stuff in there, in parts it's a very entertaining read.

The problem is never with the book, it's with the people that interpret it - and that leads me back to my point which was that the bits people take incredibly seriously (and use as an excuse to be a bit-of-a-dick about things) often seem to be the least interesting bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post they can't see the wood for the trees

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Genesis.
Jacob is tricked by Laban, the father of Rachel and Leah. Jacob asks for Rachel so that he can "go in unto her." But Laban gives him Leah instead, and Jacob "went in unto her [Leah]" by mistake. Jacob was fooled until morning -- apparently he didn't know who he was going in unto. Finally they worked things out and Jacob got to "go in unto" Rachel, too. 29:21-30
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that whole story line
is a bit lolShakespeare.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking maybe an early E.L. James.
Fuck! now there is an idea!!!!

Edit: Dammit, eroticbiblefanfics.blogspot.co.uk/

maybe we could do a quran one instead
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 50 Shades of Goy

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post plenty of material here
wikiislam.net/wiki/Qur'an,_Hadith_and_Scholars:Wives_and_Concubines_of_Muhammad
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorted, just have to autoreplace the word qu'ran for the word cock and concubines for fat s ho's
then to find me a publishing house.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Blasphemy! He said it again!
Are there any women here today?
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post he's only making it worse for himself

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Fwow him to the fwoor
Swike him centuwion, vewwy wuphly! You wait til Biggus Dickus hears of this!
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's closed-minded
tunnel-visioned people like this that give the human race a bad name. Glad we're not all like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 17 Jul 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT HE SAID IT !!!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Jehovah!

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 20:54, Reply)