I heard, it was all they could lay on him
Technically, covering yourself in jelly and standing in a kids playground isn't illegal. It was the winkle-flash that got him, windmilling at the police didn't help mind.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:09,
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And with the custard smeared over my scrotum & sponge fingers shoved up my arse
....it was a trifle obscene!!!!!!!!!!!11111 *dies*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:45,
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Clearly you got your just dessert
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:01,
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It's a little early to be opening the sipping brasso, isn't it?
I can't believe you deleted your two previous posts so I look like the one who's been on the cider all afternoon!
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:16,
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Cider AND a Sauvignon Blanc I'll have you know
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 17:41,
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