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This is a link post 50 Spoiler-Heavy Questions for The Dark Knight Rises
WARNING: contains MAJOR spoilers.

If you've seen the film this might raise a chuckle (especially if you thought it wasn't very good).
 (I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Point 36...er...no.
I thought this was adequately explained at the end of the film and quite a nice little surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen another explanation for this which I like more
Which is that he didn't, and that bit is an idle daydream. This would also solve 24.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 - I wouldn't have thought of that to be honest, plus they were getting shot at if they were going to slow
7 - for a supply route
11 - cos they were all going to die
18 - it wouldn't be too difficult for Bruce to find out which Cafe Albert had visited every year he was away (7 years)
24 - she gave up her life of crime to be with Bruce
25 - this bothered me too but he was dead so his company could, not him
27 - he wasn't thrown, he was shot by the batpod's cannon
28 - so that tests on the body would show it was the scientist they needed alive to make the bomb
34 - yes he did
36 - a fucking good one
43 - yes
45 - she didn't, she wasnt part of the official staff
46 - THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION
48 - cos he was pleased that Bruce had found a way to leave that life behind without self-destructing
49 - learn
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post 36
Auto pilot. Explained about 3 minutes later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought question relates more to the fact that jumping into the sea wouldn't save him from a 6 mile radius bomb.
But I reckon it would go a long way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, well, he wasn't there so didn't need to jump into the sea in the first place. Irrelevant query in the first place. Back to the autopilot thing :)

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The hiroshima bomb reduced nearby people to carbon dust
Fuck water.

But yes, go go gadget autopilot.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not 6 miles away it didn't
and at what point was Otto engaged?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure there were less than 10 seconds left.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Considering how 5 months passes in a hiccup
I'm assuming shenanigans with regards to how long it looked like he stayed in the thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon if he got deep enough, with the aid of a rebreather and his armour
he'd make it no bother.
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably
Rebreathers are cool. Got to love any equipment that has to bear the sticker "DANGER: This device is capable of killing you without warning!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I not seen it yet.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post 25 and 46 were particularly annoying
I didn't like it very much
 (I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like Inception.
I was bored about half way through.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
I thought it only got going after about an hour.

Just seen the Amazing Spiderman. Really enjoyed that, gets going straight away.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, just lost interest in it.
I actually quite liked Banes voice, although it did sound strange - almost like a mechanical voice that was being generated by his mask rather than just himself. Didn't look like he was actually saying the words at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the effect and the delivery
It just got some muffled by the THUNDERING BASSFUCK of the cinema soundsystem. Maybe one day I'll watch it on DVD so I can hear what he's saying.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It *almost* sounds like they ran out of time with it.
And just had to bung the levels up on it to please the studio. But yeah, like you said I liked the style of voice very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't see what all the fuss is with Inception
I thought it was shit, one of the few films I've yet to bother making it to the end. For the record, I didn't think much of the dark knight either, it's all over the place.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i think most of those points are pretty good
but i still enjoyed it
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My main question at the end was "what happened to Bane".
SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT

So Catwoman blasts him, but you don't actually see a dead Bane in any shape or form. Leaves the door open a little, no?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a pretty shit exit if he is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post it would have been a bit silly if they went off without at least assuring he was dead/in prison.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 14 pissed me right the fuck off
The bass in the cinema was so high I could barely understand Bane speaking, which is a real shame as he has half the bloody lines. And all the decent monologues.

But most of those questions are just dicking about, and number 50 did make me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Just saw it last night
Very good - satisfying conclusion to the trilogy. My only gripe was that two modern, urban armies, both heavily armed with automatic weapons, charged at each other in broad daylight like a medieval infantry battle.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotham City subjects are a bit weird really...
My favourite thing about the film was the time signature. Not enough films in 5/4 these days.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 31 Jul 2012, 10:43, Reply)