Can a pen be sexist?
Why, yes. Yes it can.
Cor! Look at the reviews on that! I'd give it five stars any day of the week!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:47,
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Feels like some products are just invented for the sake of the reviews these days...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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Here's one
Wow!! Where do I start?! I just can't believe that I somehow managed to get by my whole life using boy-coloured pens which are made for boy hands! The BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink) has made such a difference to my life. Just last week I had to sign my name, but I had one of those regular boy pens, and I got all the letters muddled up and they weren't even all on the page! LOLs! But when I tried writing my name today it was just incredible!!! All the letters were in the right order, The first letter was bigger and capitalised, they sat neatly on the line on the page, and they all fitted on the page! It took me a whole 12 minutes less too, and now I can dedicate all this spare time to cooking, hoovering, ironing, and vajazzling my noo-nah *giggles*.
Oooh a really cool thing that happened that I just must share with you all - I used to write the letter "m" all kind of jaggedy, like mountains that big strong boys climb, but now with the BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink), it's more curvy, like my lady bosom. I cannot begin to tell you how relieved I am about that!
Now I'm sure there are a load of killjoy feminists out there who are going to bang on about sexism and bla bla bla. But it's scientifically proven that us girls have smaller brains than boys and we have rubbish spatial skills. But the BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink) will actually help us to be more equal! Yeah, really! Like there were so many more male writers before the invention of the typewriter. That's because women had to use boy pens! It just wasn't fair. I bet if Jane Austen, the Bronte sisters, George Eliot and Mary Shelley had the BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink), they would have written hundreds more books!
I'm super happy that I now have this pen and can write properly. Thank you so much BIC, all my regular boy pens are in the bin and I can put little love hearts on all my "i's"!!
Lots of love, cuddles, bunnies, kittens, and sparkles,
Your devoted BIC For Her Amber Medium Ballpoint Pen (in pink) fan
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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*buys*
Now I can write that novel.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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Now I have a pen to use while I'm wearing my wifes undies!
Haha, JOKE!
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simbosan is too tired, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 20:35,
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Call that a sexist pen?
THIS is a sexist pen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vjhS1DBefA
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