Hilarious forum post of Bass players' self portraits
If you play a bass that has more than four strings, or is fretless, or you spend your evenings learning bass scales, you might enjoy this photo set.
If you're like me though, and are more of a fan of the traditional four-string bass type, you'll find these portraits of jazz-hatted, long-haired, prog loving douchey bass players pulling awkward facial expressions while holding their phallic, 12-string, bass monstrosities... rather funny.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Well I liked it
There are indeed a few daft looking people in there.
And the guy with a 7 string bass? Really? Why? Even on a guitar I think seven strings is a bit much.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I like my 5-string fretless :)
Although it is showing it's age a little...
And yeah...those just appear to be pictures of bass guitarists. I was expecting more of this kind of thing
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:06,
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Hahah!
That's MAGNUM bitch :P
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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I'll be seeing him at Wembley next month
Fat Swedish prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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I presume Arena
rather than Stadium (the spaniel-haired fret-troubling wanker)?
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
One of many reasons
I just stand and play. Stupid facial expressions do not a great bassist make.
(, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
I look really bored when I'm playing
Some stupid expressions might make me look like I'm enjoying it
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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