Take one leaf blower, attach old paint roller to it and add toilet rolls
You now have a slow-motion, automatic, toilet paper unrolling gun device
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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I really dislike leafblowers.
Noisy, energy-wasting, and utterly pointless things.
I dislike children for the same reason.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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I put them in the same category as patio heaters
Want to clear leaves? Buy a rake. Want to get warm outside? Wear a jacket.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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Exactly.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 12:36,
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What's wrong with a good old fashioned fire on the patio?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:46,
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^this will bells on it.
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JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 13:24,
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A gif badly in need of a CDC
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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