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This is a link post How to eat a cupcake.
Boom.

Mind blown.
(I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post And boom, the cakewich is born.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Althought minus points for ruining perfectly good cakes by sticking oreos on them.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck that
getting messy while eating a cake is what it's all about
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post What's the obsession with cupcakes at the moment anyway?!
They're just a generic shitty sponge cake with some over-sweet bounce-off-the-walls artificially coloured icing smeared on top. There are far better cakes available out there. Even your bog-standard supermarket bought ginger sponge is a superior beast, a good traditional fruit cake is better, and since this is B3ta, how about a nice slice of battenburg?! (If icing is a must, I'll take carrot cake or even coffee and walnut)
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:21, Reply)
This is a normal post girls like them

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post girls like cock too but i'm not going to put one in my mouth
not another one anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 2:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point, well made!
(Also, excellent sig as well!)
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a very edinburgh specific sig! :D

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's yet another facet of the americanisation of the world.
Be proud to be British: Tell supermarkets to go shove cupcakes up their collective cockends sideways!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I was pleased to see an article in the news recently
from a doctor pointing out that eating glitter and metallic paint is not really a good idea!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans: if they can't eat it,
they'll shoot it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They're a simple bunch really
I guess that's why they like cupcakes. I always think of them as things that kids cook when they are about 4 because they are so simple. I can't believe we even have shops that sell nothing but f***ing cupcakes!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Though, to be fair, we have a drive-through doughnut 'restaurant' here in Bristol
You know, in case you're too fat to actually walk to get your daily doughnuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What?!?
And does it have much trade?! I'm shocked and horrified.

I thought drive through fast food was bad enough. Never really understood the normal use of the places - people drive through, and then park in the car park and eat in their cars. Why not go into the restaurant and let the restaurant stink of grease instead of your car!!

There's nothing for it - I'm going to have to leave the UK and go and live in Mongolia...
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post dude, no
you really don't want to live in Mongolia...

mind you, there are some cracking birds there..
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post There's one here in New Malden next to the A3.
Every time I bike past it I hope/expect to see it shut down, but somehow they seem to get the business. Tesco's sugary doughnuts kick the arse of those glaze, claggy dog-tods from Krispy Kreme Korporation (KKK).
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You live in New Malden? *pities*
My aunt lives there- I was last back for my cousin's funeral at the start of the year. It's a bit of a depressing place, innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, I just bike past it every day. I'm dashing distance from the M25.
Relatively safe from the seething urban hordes. New Malden is indeed a dump. Good if you like Korean food though. A little micro-community there for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post there is a HUGE Korean and Japanese community there, almost an entire suburb
no, hang on, I'm thinking of just outside Worcester Park, between there and Stoneleigh
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they shoot the stuff they CAN eat as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post As a diabetic I find this video insulting to inuslin
*burns embassy*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post As an aesthete I find your continued existence upsetting.
*burns laptop*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I assume that's not the first laptop you've bummed.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at you now
sandwiched by GINGERS!
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post OH, GOOD GOD, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*faints clean away*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post *prods Tabs limp form with foot*
*sells tickets for £10 a go*
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post a tenner is a bit hopeful...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)