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This is a normal post A stock one I played around with
I don't think I have the energy to scream like that ever. Unless a monster jumped out on me on a dark night.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It had that "I've-just-nailed-my-foreskin-to-the-coffee-table" type timbre to it...
so I was worried, that was how you might have achieved it!
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely that was a
'I have fallen down on the floor and a chicken bone has wedged right up my urethra and snapped.' scream?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Honestly Doctor, that's how it got there"
 (The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post More to the point is how you would know what that would sound like......

(I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sun 14 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)