The Daily Star had a paragraph about my John Lewis ad a couple of weeks ago
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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:42,
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You *do* know Happy Toast had a sex change?
And is now so proud of her new headlights that she's flashing 'em in all the red-tops?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 9:43,
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As long as that 5% isn't your penis, you'll be fine.
(I realise 5% is being extremely generous)
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:17,
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Why do you have a fascination with tiny penises?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:35,
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Urgh, I really don't. It's just most of /links seem somewhat phallically-challenged.
Amadeus for example: Plus he's got the double whammy of ginger pubes.
Honestly, It'd be like trying to find the last sultana in a grated carrot salad.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:53,
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i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/2/6/129099614286957569.jpg
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:05,
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You can tell that through the internet?
*Hides modesty*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:04,
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