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This is a link post A Dog's-Eye View of Crufts I made this!
What it says, pretty much (seeing as it was my first trip to Crufts, I've edited out the sounds of me screaming "Puppyyy!!" like a girl throughout.)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Crufts looks like some horrible, dystopian dog factory.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen Best In Show?
Can't recommend it enough if you haven't, sums up dog shows brilliantly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no interest in dogs whatsoever.
However, any show with some sort of competitive element, be it dogs, cats, or pageants, attracts cunts.
That said, a mate of mine had a dog in this years crufts and he isn't a cunt.


had entered
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You should definitely see Best In Show:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeifMjqpsg0
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Americans just can't do good comedy, can they?
That looked like it should be on BBC3
i.e. not funny
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's most of the people who did This Is Spinal Tap and is very similar.
The trailer doesn't do it justice at all, maybe you hated TIST though, each to their own matey, if you get the chance to watch it you should give it a chance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
I remember when it came out, people went "Nerrr, not as good as Tap" but after a few more viewings I think it's even better; and now I'm wondering if we all thought Spinal Tap was the Greatest Thing Ever at the time it came out or whether it was a 'grower' too?

p.s. A lot of the humans at Crufts were alarmingly similar to the cast of Best In Show, which sort of added another layer of fun to our day. Made it easier to cheerfully ignore any exploitation/in-breeding worries at least.

edit: I watched Best In Show again last night, and it's not as good as Tap now :) the stressy couple get a bit too annoying to be funny
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This is a normal post 1.20 sec
Dog waiting to be read it's last rites.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
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Its last meal request was "Anything, I'm a dog for christs sake"
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Crufts is tragic... needs more.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 3rd from the left
looks well pleased with himself
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sun 24 Mar 2013, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post "Give me the keys, you crotch sniffing mongrel fucker."

(I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Sun 24 Mar 2013, 18:22, Reply)