Bristol story alert!
Knob-head nicks chilli peppers from Mr Singh's corner shop. Knob-head also likes a bit of crack & heroin.
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Pfft
"a clarinet stashed in his waistband"
Is that a euphemism? (I know it's not a euphonium)
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Tab Hunter looks a lot like David Schwimmer doesn't he?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:54,
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I heard his statement to the police was peppered with inconsistencies.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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It wurn't never ee wot dunnit, ee ahnt dun nuffink mind.
Innit?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:04,
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My home town is wetting itself because Tom Cruise ate a curry in it
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-19353415
Apparently he couldn't pay and said "Sorry, i'm a little short"
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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St Albans is full of cunts.
A dormitory town of greedy Middle Management overspill from the Great Cunthive itself. I used to live there and it was lovely. Now it's shite and I hate going back there. I'm not bitter either.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38,
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I grew up there, i don't live there anymore
i now live in London, where everyone is great as you pointed out
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:16,
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This story made me chuckle....
Here
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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