If he just gave it a good firm tug then this wouldn't have ended up in the newspapers
(Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:56,
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Say she got stung by a stingray.
That's what Steve Irwin did when he got caught being bummed in the thorax.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 18:58,
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applies to Jimmy Saville also.
(JamTallons, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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'tug' therapy
should be made available to all convicted and potential paedos and horse botherers
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:24,
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like getting your foot caught in extremely sludgy sand
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:41,
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If you keep wiggling, you sink further in?
(Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:48,
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and you end up leaving your rubber in
rubber boot, that is
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:51,
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You mean it could get sucked off?
(Ghoti Fingers, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:55,
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only if you're lucky
or its your birthday
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 22:38,
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or if you pay an 'administration. fee
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 9:48,
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I remember being in Ayia Napa about 2001
We were walking back down the beach,late night, when we heard splashing in the sea. About 50yds out, there was a fat ,middle aged couple naked and trying to perform an act of coitus. We heard the guy saying 'They cant see us' to his fragile opposite. As they began to 'get it on' We pretended to walk past oblivious. Once it was really on, we turned around and shouted 'look at them fat cunts!' The lady fell over and the guy just dropped into the water. Lol.
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 19:57,
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Have you noticed that you say 'we' and 'us'
when you mean 'I'
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:02,
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It's the royal we, dude.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:18,
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lol
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 20:19,
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When I'm wanking ,it's 'we'
(SpinIts a thing., Fri 17 Oct 2014, 21:22,
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edit: substitute 'it's 'we'' with 'I wee'
(Victoria'sBeardDifferent political view? I hate you!, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 23:29,
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GENITALS
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2014, 8:00,
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