looks mentally ill
then again so do I when I'm dancing
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mutated monty, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:13,
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i'll never understand why people choose to look after these hairy retards
surely no amount of life-affirming dependence and servility can make up for the fact that you have to pick their shit up with your hands. And they will never stop shitting, ever.
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mutated monty, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:44,
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Trumps an indifferent feline fur ball all day long.
At least dogs don't pad shite through the house.
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So true
I mean, say I could have Rear Window era Grace Kelly as my bird. But the deal was that she would hunker down and curl off the most noxious turds imaginable in the street whenever we went out - and that I would have to pick up that shite - then Grace Kelly could pack up her diamonds and gowns and fuck off. Why in the hell would I do for a dog what I wouldn't do for the most beautiful woman that ever lived? It's madness, I tell you.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:44,
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1) The later you are getting home, the happier they are to see you.
2) You can take them into pubs without people muttering "FFS"
Thus, they beat humans.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:33,
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