Ep 2 of The One Pull Up Challenge
I made this!
Afternoon all. Probably mainly of interest to those into pull ups or following 'the challenge'. Given myself 3 months to do the epic challenge of one pull up otherwise have to get a cr@p tattoo. Had people say it's going to be easy and others who still can't do one despite having personal trainers etc. I wonder if some of us just aren't designed for this?! Time will tell I guess...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 13:29, Reply)
TBH I'm surprised you can't do it yet.
Do you have access to horse steroids? I hear good things.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 22:41,
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No but I can pick up some horse tranquilliser about 20 yards away from my front door.
(, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 7:57, Reply)
Not an ideal PED.
The same source might get you some amphetamines though.
Also have you considered some high grip gloves or weightlifting straps? It can't be cheating if they let the strongmen and deadlifters do it. Mind you, they also pre-breathe pure oxygen and, ahem, 'smelling salts,' and I wouldn't recommend any of that bleeding from the eyes business.
At the very least some chalk powder would save you a couple of joules of effort.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 13 Jul 2025, 18:44,
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you need to save all these so you can make a montage set to music when you finally crack one
try and get some vision of you drinking raw eggs to splice in there. throw in a few rainy sessions, maybe training at night, to suggest you're out in all sorts. it'll be boss
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Jul 2025, 23:43,
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Eye of the Tiger, ironically of course.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 11 Jul 2025, 2:11,
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