Memorial design suggestion:

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 10:01,
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"a two storey domestic semi-detached property consisting of brick and tile construction."
Fucking death trap.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 10:17,
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"One attack jet and one safety jet were used to extinguish the fire"
Which means none of the other jets can pass each other while the attack jet is attacking
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 12:30,
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someone gets in the way, someone don't feel so well
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 16:50,
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She must have been stoned as fuck to forget to take it out of the box
Pizza for Christmas dinner? What a pikey.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 12:37,
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Snob
Maybe she doesn't bother with xmas.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 14:26,
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If she doesn't bother with removing her pizza from its box
Then I'm not surprised.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 14:48,
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A dwelling created from materials originally formed in stars.
*scraping sounds from barrel*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 26 Dec 2018, 14:22,
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