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This is a link post Fifty Shades of Shit
Beyond my powers of description. As NSFW as text can be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking of shit - Any O2 customers here?
In all likely hood your phones not working this afternoon.
crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/o2-down-in-parts-of-uk-50008586/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems only to be in outlying areas
Ie. everywhere outside of London ... Edit: And the link is funny too. Cleeeeck.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nationwide.
I'm in london with no signal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Riots
imminent
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Half expecting some in a few weeks whilst all the police are off guarding world P.E day.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Its okay for everyone here
All office mobiles are 02 and we're in NW London. Will keep an eye out as I travel home through the fecked up M4 traffic once again
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post NW london here too.
Appears to affect random handsets regardless of location.
Another person in the office has O2 and she's fine.


I scan networks manually I see an O2 signal but not way to connect.
I suspect somethings happend to the account 'puters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for that, I thought it was just a local problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they had partnered with T-mobile?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be orange I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely loving all of these...
"He nibbled at her button mushrooms, chewed the streaky bacon then burst yolk everywhere with the tip of his organic banger "FULL ENGLISH""
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yoghurt catapult
te he
 (Dry Rubbish, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like how it says on Twitter, "Similar to Fifty Shades of Shit"
and Jessie J & Tim Lovejoy are listed
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Similar to
Mine says Celebrity Juice, Fearne Cotton, and Kirsty McCabe.

Eerily accurate, I reckon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahha!
That's hilarious and making the other people on the bus look at me weirdly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You drive a bus?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That is brilliant
He/she/it disappointed me by abandoning the alliteration here:

"Her left her baggy back box battered and bruised after banging his beef baguette inside her for hours. She was in bloody tatters."

inside her for hoursbetween her bountiful buns. Shirley?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for this.
Traveling across London was a lot less painful.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Fri 13 Jul 2012, 22:22, Reply)