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This is a link post Hairy Tongue! I made this!
I have invented a wonderfu new meal! I have created HAIRY TONGUE! YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I would pay hard-earned cash to see you on Come Dine with Me!

(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I am lion-cake and I endorse this message.
@Joel - please, please apply for Come Dine with Me. It could be the best telly eva!

Edit : en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hairy_tongue
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i've never watched it, to be honest
how does it work? do you just contact the production company and ask to go on? i'd love to do a bit of experiemntal cookery on telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If the production company saw some of your stuff, I think there's a good chance of you getting on
plus cooking "hairy tongue" would be a surefire winna!!11!1!
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post When they were doing it in York
I saw a few fliers around, especially in the butchers, which would often have "If you apply and get on, say you're a regular here and we'll give you all the meat you need for it for free"

So you have to wait 'till they're filming in your town, but I'm sure a quick email to the production company would be your quickest and most sure-fire way to sort that out.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm ok maybe i'll have a look into that
I wonder if anyone would give me my own cookery show. Anyone here happen to be a commissioning editor for a major channel with a need for a bloke making interesting meals out of offal?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Please apply.
I would love it.
 (Fluffster, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You really should apply for it
and that wikipedia link you posted is disgusting. Glad I ate my breakfast already.
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Joel. I can burn water. Toast is the high point of my culinary skills.

(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right
I used the second person twice for two different people. You were the second person in the second person :)
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah. Sorry about the Wikipedia thing, 'no shock sites' etc. I'm bad.
I'm bad, really really bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's not really a shock site
just a little too hardcore for my delicate sensibilites, of a Friday morning
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post MORE WILD BOAR!
I feel inspired. Tonight, my daughter and I will invent something excellent to eat. Hurrah!
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!
I love doing cookery with the kids. It totally rocks. I'd like to think it's going to help them when they get older as well, if they're happy in the kitchen, innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I had that Alfie and Annie Rose book when I was a kid!
Does it have the one in with Grandad losing his trousers as a boy?

Also, nice one getting your kids to not be squeamish about food. I had the opposite upbringing with a very fussy mum who wasn't shy about telling me how disgusting things would be before I even tasted it. So, I can't eat tongue, but I would like to be able to. It's a nice idea too, making it "hairy"!
 (jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't got through it all yet
doing it one story at a time, only got it a week or so ago. it's good here as we've got a boy and a girl, although jacqui says there's lots of text and not many pictures and she prefers the individual storybooks. Still, Blissy loves annie rose so very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Ginger hairy tongue
Use some chilli spaghetti! Or maybe the spinach dyed one...
 (rosyatrandom has no regrets apart from all those regrets, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ooh that's a very good idea!
would make it look even lovelier!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I want you to be my dad.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post OK son, no probs!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post FAAAAAAAAAKE.
Rented house.
Rented family.
Rented camera.
Fake tongue.
Fake actor.
Fake music.

You'd be perfect for CDWM!

p.s. I'm not really mental, but it needed some rough to go with all this smooth. Kisses.
 (mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Your son likes wild boar. A lot.
Do you intend moving to france? Has he ever fallen into some magic potion? Does he have a very small dog?







(Of course, anyone who's never read Asterix will now be calling the police)
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You have to love the reaction on Mum's face when she walks through the door...
Only to be confronted with "hairy tongue."

She has that learned, polite, smiling, glazed expression of a woman who comes home to this unexpected, odd behavior all of the time.
 (biggeek, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 9:53, Reply)