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This is a link post How To Sharpen The Perfect Pencil I made this!
My mate Simon takes his pencils very seriously. His pencils are always perfect. It's kind of amazing, so I videoed him explaining how he does it.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see this guy presenting a show alongside James May.
I think they'd get on fabulously.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Yes
they would
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that would be a good show
maybe have a quick bit with the guy from Techmoan doing a review of some old Tech before back to James and Simon for more pencils
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've asked Simon to let me film him applying his skills
to the perfect peeling of an apple. I'll probably ask him to do more stuff like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post if hes up for the challenge - Ginger Root!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes
now that's a tough one
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this a reference to 'gingering up'
if not, why not?
https://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/ginger-up.html
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
That reminds of another pencil sharpening video I've seen. More to follow.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
what's that then?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up there! ^

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh yes
gotcha
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I've watched it in 1080pHB
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post HOORAY!
HB gag!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point
Well made.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
very good
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's the best way to sharpen a really big pencil?
Whittle by whittle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post When Simon packs his pencil case for crosswords on the train, exams or suchlike, does he also include a treadle powered whet stone in case the plane needs sharpening?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes of course

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I admire his dedication to sharp pencils

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post mcuh better and professional looking than that other pencil guy
cheers Simon
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky โ˜น๏ธโž๐Ÿšปโž๐Ÿšฝโž๐Ÿ˜ฃโž๐Ÿ’ฉโž๐Ÿงปโž๐Ÿ˜, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 14:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 28 Mar 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quickly rub fingers near the blade of a very sharp plane
What could possibly go wrong
 (SockCooker ะŸะขะ ะŸะะฅ, Wed 28 Mar 2018, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post literally nothing

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 29 Mar 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post "First you need to sharpen the planer"
BUT HOW DO YOU SHARPEN THE PLANER SIMON?!
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Fri 30 Mar 2018, 12:38, , Reply)