
..I went and visited Chelsea striker Didier Drogba the other day and sung him the song fans sing to him on the terraces. He was lovely, a great sport and even made a silly music video with me. So take a look if it tickles your fancy.. if only to see that footballers can be lovely chaps too..
( , Wed 4 May 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Mummy and Daddy Drogba had a number of children, ranging from Biggest, Bigger, Average, Didier and Diddiest Drogba.
( , Wed 4 May 2011, 18:18, Reply)

..I tried, but I couldn't REATCH!
( , Wed 4 May 2011, 18:22, Reply)

also he falls over like a little girl if anyone comes near him on the pitch. Torres ftw hahahahaha as if.
( , Wed 4 May 2011, 18:23, Reply)

.. for ESPN, so I managed to arrange an interview with him, then sung directly into his face.. obviously.
( , Wed 4 May 2011, 18:26, Reply)