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This is a normal post I saw this on t'internet
specifically Popbitch, so I don't know if it's 100% kosher, but apparently:

"Back in the day, to annoy the Royal Mail, Patrick Moore took to placing stamps in odd places on envelopes meaning his letters had to be sorted by hand.
Eventually he received a letter from Royal Mail telling him that his identity had become known, and would he please in future stick to placing his stamps in the usual top right hand corner as he was causing considerable inconvenience. He responded to the letter, placing his stamp in the centre of the envelope. The note inside read ' Hey diddle diddle, the stamps in the middle.’”
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
.....and he touched all those kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a Taurus
would say such a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Leo.
leo cunt*

*I'll save someone the trouble.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah duh! I know!
haven't you checked your chart this morning? With Jupiter in Libra, the moon reflects Leo onto Taurus. Making your comments Taurian.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks chart*
Says i'm a cunt :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a scorpio.
That means I'm a horny cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *checks wikipedia*
...means you've got a 3mm prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit generous.
I'll take it!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a Leo too!
Rawr!
*does camp lion impression*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
BFF.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw this and thought of you two...

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone somewhere is lying.
www.b3ta.com/questions/theman/post761248
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
Patrick Moore was someone's Grandad's friend...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 10:11, Reply)