Monkeys mobbed an Indian health worker and made off with blood samples from coronavirus tests
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Monkeys steal Covid-19 test samples from health worker in India
Blood samples later recovered undamaged after fears incident could have helped spread virus
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Fri 29 May 2020, 19:20,
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Indian urban monkeys are utter bastards
Was home schooling the wee weasels the other day and educating them via Youtube about monkeys, when the algo decided we needed to know how some particular simian sods steal things of value to humans - wallets, phones, keys, sunglasses - and then only return them in exchange for tasty food. Seems they've upped their game recently though.
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 29 May 2020, 19:47,
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Kidnap one
Negotiate with the family
Receive stolen items
Profit.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 22:32,
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The nature of monkey is irrepressible!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-SUoHmpRdM
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Eat 'em!
That'll teach them a lesson!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 29 May 2020, 20:07,
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Only if they name the new prion/virus after me.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 29 May 2020, 22:30,
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