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This is a link post Mr Beast is cash poor..
and is now moving into financial services 😶
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cash Poor' is such a wanky fucking phrase.
I'm not clicking that, though. I don't want to see Mr Beast's creepy paedo grin, and I suspect whoever is writing about this vaccuous prick probably isn't aiming for a Pulitzer any time soon.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 20:58, Reply)
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Fair and agreed.

Just find the logic bonkers and pity the people that have grown up idolising him and will potentially invest...
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 21:33, Reply)
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same here. i'll just wait until coffeezilla does a video.
 (lumpytesticle, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't help if you did click
It's behind a paywall, so I can't tell if he's hawking NFTs or another meme coin.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Jan 2026, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, if you have 500K in your pension, are in your early 40s with a massive mortgage and only 3K in cash savings then that's asset rich and cash poor.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 14 Jan 2026, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Sell some assets then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But then he wouldn't be able to lament over his cash poverty.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He's actually not complaining in the article at all, he is effectively boasting about tax avoidance.
£3k in cash then it's going to get wiped out soon. CBDC = reset button. Enjoy ignoring this notice ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh hey, that bug is back, where half a post gets yeeted after hitting "post".
haha, I will not correct it, it's more amusing with all the context removed.

@sn0tters, you dun break fings again. There were at least 3 lines beween the title and the last line of that post.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 14 Jan 2026, 17:32, Reply)
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So fair to call him a mercurial twat then
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 15 Jan 2026, 2:31, Reply)