My lost tape
NSFW
I made this!
When I got back from tour I lost a few tapes. Well this morning I found one and thought I'd stick a few clips together (quite shoddily). Includes a bit of tank surfing and messing with the locals.
The Scorpion:
We heard that if you place a scorpion in a ring of fire, it would kill itself because it couldn't escape. We thought we'd test this, but we used too much fuel.
NSFW due to some swearing and a second of slow-mo penis
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 17:48,
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Well I'm glad the army got all the intelligent ones,
The professional job pool back here would be even more competitive!
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Yeah
How long have you been in?
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:03,
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I expect to see this in the Daily Mail within the next few days.
Have fun, but don't upload the video to the Internet. You are just asking for trouble.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 29 Jun 2010, 18:59,
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Speaking
as a "local" who has occasionally had his "head" hilarously "messed with" by on-duty British troops, I sincerely hope you die screaming from cancer of the cock.
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Urm,
I'm not really sure what part of the video you're referring to?
Just seemed to me like a few army lads having a laugh in Iraq, nothing sinister.
Apart from the windmill, of course. That was sinister.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Tue 29 Jun 2010, 19:35,
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"messing with locals" in as much as there being a language barrier and us being bored.
We actually got along great with the people out there. One Iraqi officer even asked me to marry his daughter and stay with them we got along so well. Partly due to me being quarter Indian and looking Iraqi when I got a tan though I think. I politely declined in fear of being kidnapped and having never seen his daughter...
Don't read too much in to a brief description and actually watch before you pass such comments. You'll see, as someone below had stated "there's nothing sinister". It's not like we went around beating people up or shooting anyone. In fact, on that particular tour I didn't discharge a single round.
If it offended you in any way, I do apologise. It's not what I intended.
I was just sharing something I had made, which I thought what this site was all about. Next time, I'll stick to kittens.
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Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Tue 29 Jun 2010, 21:31,
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