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This is a link post Nutkins and his pet fishdog

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was curious to find out what happened to the sea-lion. Oh dear.
"Terry Nutkins and his sidekick sea-lion Gemini (whom he had nurtured from a pup) were regular guests on TV's Animal Magic. He drove Gemini to the studio every week in his Landrover, and was in the habit of winding the passenger window down, and Gemini would stick his head out, dog style.

However, on one trip Nutkins wound the window down a little too low, resulting in Gemini launching himself out of the Landrover into the busy middle lane of the motorway... and meeting a grisly end.

Not wanting to distress younger viewers with such a gruesome story, Nutkins decided to stage a mock return to the wild: he went to a remote seal-filled beach, and filmed a similar-looking animal waddling into the sea, while he stood and waved goodbye and wished him luck."
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lol.
He should have been strung up for the cover up. I've still not forgiven Attenborough for pretending that a camera crew had got halfway up an arctic mountain and concealed a camera inside a wild Polar Bear's den to film a cub being born.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheered me up

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 24 Jun 2018, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Released back to the ocean just like Keiko and Bin Laden.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 24 Jun 2018, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urban Miff Innit

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You take that back
I have it on good authority that the story is gospel.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 26 Jun 2018, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post He died at his home in Glenelg, Scotland and was survived by his wife and eight children
8 FUCKING CHILDREN? 8? Who in their right mind would have 8 fucking children?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You assume Terry *was* in his right mind.
And didn't spend his days off bollock naked in a field screaming, jumping up and down and waving a home-made spear at passing passenger trains.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Textbook Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I met him once
on a school trip to the Natural History Museum. I don't even think he was there in any official capacity, and it made sense to my 8 year-old brain that he might just sort of live there. I got his autograph and showed it proudly to my teacher wh, it transpired, had never heard of old Tel.

"Nutter? Who goes around with a name like Nutter? Surprised he didn't change it."
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bain't no trains at Glenelg
Just highlan coos and yer sister
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Mon 25 Jun 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
8 any
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 25 Jun 2018, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nutkins fucks.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 25 Jun 2018, 18:17, , Reply)